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2nd December 2004, 04:44 PM
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| Revenge is Sweet A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 130 kph per hour, sir." >>The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 95, >>perhaps >>your radar gun needs calibrating." >> >>Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly >>dear, >>you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." >> >>As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his >>wife and >>growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" >> >>The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your >>radar >>detector went off when it did." >> >>As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar >>detector >>unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, >>"Darn >>it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" >> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing >>your >>seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $100 fine." >> >>The driver says, "Well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it >>off when >>you pulled me over so that I could get my licence out of my back >>pocket." >> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have >>your >>seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." >> >>And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the >>driver turns >>to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" >> >>The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband >>always >>talk to you this way, Ma'am?" >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> WAIT FOR IT ........................................ >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>"only when he's been drinking."
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