Proof that even educated Americans are daft!!

[misstickle]

(no offence to any Americans on the board)

These are the things people actually said in US courts, taken down and
published by court reporters - who suffered the torment of trying to keep
straight faces while these exchanges were taking place. Some of these are
excellent; don't miss the last one.


Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?


Q: Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?


Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?


Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?


Q: So the date of conception [of the baby] was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?


Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?


Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But the patient could still have been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by misstickle

Proof that even educated Americans are daft!!

While I can't pretend that I didn't find that amusing isn't this classed as racism? If I'd done a post titled "Proof that Muslims are terrorists" it'd be deleted before you could say, "watch out for that suicide bomber!"

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

While I can't pretend that I didn't find that amusing isn't this classed as racism? If I'd done a post titled "Proof that Muslims are terrorists" it'd be deleted before you could say, "watch out for that suicide bomber!"

lol I cant believe you're calling me racist for a change lol The table's have turned!!

Yeah you're right, i shouldnt have generalised all Americans, but it's different to racism, although it's too late to go into it now.

Oh no, i've started one of these now lol Ok I'll change the title lol

[turpieaj]

isnt the americans a race of people i always though of them as the master race

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by turpieaj

isnt the americans a race of people i always though of them as the master race

lol I think you'll find that it's the Americans who think of themselves as the master race, but Sirius and I love piano may argue that it's the Muslims who would consider themselves the master race!!

lol neither mentioned though is actually a race tbf!!

Anyway you 2 dont start with your "this thread is racist" shite, coz I'll whip your facist arses back to the dark ages where they belong lol

[AB45]

Did i hear someone say whipping
Was shown this pic apparently from the last OSA meet up, so ive been told?????
If anyone wants to name whos in the pic feel free - out them!! (we've already gathered your one of em Misstresstickle)
lol

[turpieaj]

Originally Posted by misstickle

lol I think you'll find that it's the Americans who think of themselves as the master race, but Sirius and I love piano may argue that it's the Muslims who would consider themselves the master race!!

lol neither mentioned though is actually a race tbf!!

Anyway you 2 dont start with your "this thread is racist" shite, coz I'll whip your facist arses back to the dark ages where they belong lol

Yo MT im sick of having to pull you up (yet again) about using violence (amnesty international remember???)

Andy

[cam]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

While I can't pretend that I didn't find that amusing isn't this classed as racism? If I'd done a post titled "Proof that Muslims are terrorists" it'd be deleted before you could say, "watch out for that suicide bomber!"

Yes but the fact is that racisum towards your own colour is acceptable, racisum towards another coloured skin is unacceptable.

Is that not racist within itself ? ?

[misstickle]

PMSL at you lot having a debate

I cant even stick a joke on the board without the issue of race coming into it lol


Fantastic, i love it when the political banter starts, it's gets me all horney lol

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by misstickle

PMSL at you lot having a debate

I cant even stick a joke on the board without the issue of race coming into it lol


Fantastic, i love it when the political banter starts, it's gets me all horney lol

Oh shit, what have I started... I was only kidding you know!

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by AB45

Did i hear someone say whipping
Was shown this pic apparently from the last OSA meet up, so ive been told?????
If anyone wants to name whos in the pic feel free - out them!! (we've already gathered your one of em Misstresstickle)
lol

Sirius, ILP and Turpiaj, you will love Islam

Defy me again, and I'll get the cheese grater out next time



"Yes Mistresstickle" lol

[sirius]

you'll have to calm down this s&m treatment tickle, my nob is still sore from yesterdays sandpaper action, and I still cant sit down properly due to the whip marks across my arse. , the strap on up my behind was just too far, and I didnt enjoy getting my anus lining treated in accident and emergency and trying to explain how I must have swallowed something or inadvertantly slipped onto something in the shower lol.

Miss tickle is indeed the one on the left, and Im at the left end on that picture, my white briefs give it away, and the fact Im not in any way of oriental origins. Those high heels really hurt your back, I knew she did massage's sometimes, but I just had no idea!!.

ps, why is 'different' to racism when targetting Americans? Arent they a nation, a culture, mainly of our descent!? lol. All the same these leftie types, so fast to see things in black and white, excuse the pun, lol. Its okay if its our way, so busy looking at the other side they fail to see whats under thier noses in a happy clappy single minded approach to this ever so fantastic alleged 'diverity' we all enjoy so very much on all sides , hahahaha.

One particiular faith could be the worst thing to arrive to these shores for thousands of years, only time will tell, lol.

I dont want to get my political stick out misstress tickle, or you may be screaming the secret password before long . lol.

Sirius.