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Old 5th October 2004, 10:25 AM
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Crap jokes corner....
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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "Why the long face?"
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A man walks into a bar and says " ouch "
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what is a hedgehogs fav food......prickled onions , yep its crap joke
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whats red and white?


pink
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whats pink and fluffy
pink fluff
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What's green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
a pool table
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lol.... oh i shouldnt laugh its crap
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whats white and costs ten pound a gram.......bag of icing sugar from harrods
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actually that pool table one is too good for this page
what's brown and runs round the garden?







a fence
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What do you call a donkey with one leg ???

a wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye

a winky wonky donkey

what do you call a donky with one leg, one eye and playing the piano ?

a plinky plonky, winkey, wonkey donkey

Whats do you call a donkey flying a plane, whilst playing the piano with one eye and one leg?

Fucking talanted
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what do you call a muslim with a joint of pork on his head?

HAMED.

what do you call a muslim with two joints of pork on his head?

MOHAMED

what do you call a muslim with two joints of pork on his head and a vibrator up his arse?

SHAKE MOHAMED
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2 snowmen in a field ..... one says to the other... "can you smell carrots"?

a bulldog walks into a saloon and says.... "i'm looking for the man who shot ma paw"
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2 parrots on a perch...

one says, 'can you smell fish?'
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