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Old 5th October 2004, 03:24 PM
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2 Fish in a tank.

One fish ask the other 'How the fek do you drive this thing'
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'Two packets of crisps were walking down the street, when a car stopped by them and offered them a lift. To this, the replied 'No thanks, we're walkers.'
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wat do a penis and a rubix cube have in common?
the longer u play with them the harder they get!
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a man goes to the doctors with a strawberry on his head .... the doctor says...."i'll give you some cream for that"
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What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs laying in a hole?

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What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs in a pot?

Stu
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What do you call a woman with one leg?



Eileen


What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?



Irene
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How do you make a snooker table laugh - tickle its balls
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the sporto's, the motorheads, the geeks, sluts, buds, wasteoids, bleepies, dickheads - they all adore him, they think hes a righteous dude
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?


Full!
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What green and stands in a field?


A cow with a parka on!
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Wot do you call a snowman in the desert - A puddle
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Wots the definition of impossible?

Jordan falling flat on her face
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Wots the definition of cheek?

Pissing through somebodys letter box then knocking to ask how far it went
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What do you call a fly with no wings....

a walk!!!!
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Wots the hardest part of a sex change?

Getting cheese to smell like fish.
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Wots the hardest part of a sex change?

Getting cheese to smell like fish.
thats the best worst yet!
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