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Old 22nd September 2004, 03:47 AM
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation




TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion




DIFFERENCES BETWEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.




THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.




LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other

Help line and support groups




LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

Open forum








DAY TWO




EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE
OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play



HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

Powerpoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did.




IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation




LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques




REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class




GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available
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Old 22nd September 2004, 05:04 AM
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LOL thats class babe
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Originally Posted by princesswarrior
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
i knew it...... i always knew they would.....i sed they would!!

thats rather good that........
cheeky tho..but oh so true...so not really cheeky
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Another tip top rolf Jo.....
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Another tip top rolf Jo.....
I thought no piccies this time lol!!!!

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