Welsh Wife

[Markz]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives' duties:

The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Welsh girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye.

[sweet sensation]

ha ha classic !!

never get on the wrong side of a welsh girl