jokes for the women lol

[XValentinadobeX]

thought i might liven the place up with my anti man jokes lol i loves u all really hehe
how many blokes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
erm 3 one to screw it in and 2 to watch him and listen to him brag about it

why does it take 100,000 sperm to fertile one egg?
cause none of the bastards will stop and ask for directions.

why does a bloke whistle when hes on the toilet?
so he remebers which end to wipe.

ooooooohh iv loads more but id better stop there i wouldnt want to upset the men anymore than neccessary eh lol.

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by XValentinadobeX

why does it take 100,000 sperm to fertile one egg?
cause none of the bastards will stop and ask for directions.

tis y women can't get pregnant from a blow job

Originally Posted by XValentinadobeX

why does a bloke whistle when hes on the toilet?
so he remebers which end to wipe.

PMSLOLOLOLOLOLOL qualiteeeeeeee

Originally Posted by XValentinadobeX

ooooooohh iv loads more but id better stop there i wouldnt want to upset the men anymore than neccessary eh lol.

keep em comin the blokes on ere can hack it

[cam]

Originally Posted by The Joker

keep em comin the blokes on ere can hack it

Speak for you self mr joker, im ded offended me

But i suppose I could read a few more though lol

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by cam

Speak for you self mr joker, im ded offended me

PMSLOLOLOLOLROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL u offended PMSLOLOLOLOLROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL