For all those guys who had 1 too many and took a reet big slapper home !

[cam]

sing to the tune of 'I Will Survive'

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side,
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed,
I tried to go,
walk out the door,
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore,
And now you're sitting on my face,
my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace,
I want to go,
I've got to leave,
Before your fat and naked body makes me bend over and heave,
I only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut,
Your dirty hairy pussy looks just like a septic cut,
I can't believe,
I'm lying here,
It's all cos of that fucking evil drink that we call beer,
You can sod your beer goggles,
shit I must have been blind To mistake that hoover dam for a sexy young behind,
Please let me go,
I'm getting scared,
There's nothing I can do to stop those breasts from being bared,


I think that I must have been mad,
God what made me want to court her,
With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water,
It's time to go,
run out the door,
She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor,
I don't think there's anything worse then the al-co-hol-lics curse,
But this time that's it,
I quit,
I can't take more of this shit!!!

[Shooms]

LOOOOOL Cam I take it you've sung this many a sunday morning after a saturday night ?

[dj_jam]

get it kareoke'd!! that will go down well for the munters.. lol

great!

[cam]

shooms you could say it brought back some memories when i was reading it

go for it DJJAMII learn it and sing it at the next kareoke you at

['Shabba']

That's top cam, deffo a karaoke classic.

[dj_jam]

Originally Posted by cam

shooms you could say it brought back some memories when i was reading it

go for it DJJAMII learn it and sing it at the next kareoke you at

ill get our mate on it.....he tried BORN SLIPPY last time. failed at that......ill do it at his bros wedding next year!! it will go well....to what hes marrying!!

['Shabba']

Originally Posted by DJJAMIII

ill get our mate on it.....he tried BORN SLIPPY last time. failed at that......ill do it at his bros wedding next year!! it will go well....to what hes marrying!!

Then you've gotta say " And here is what you could have married.............she's 16 she's Philappino.............take her back"

[dj_jam]

Originally Posted by Shabba

Then you've gotta say " And here is what you could have married.............she's 16 she's Philappino.............take her back"

lol!!! lots of peter kay quotagage going on!! even my msn name!!!

im not homophobic, im not scared of my house !!!lol!!

[XValentinadobeX]

tut@ u blokes ur a dirty lot aint ya!! at least i can sleep at night knowing i wont wake up to one of ya monged faces hehehe

[blue jammer]

Originally Posted by XValentinadobeX

tut@ u blokes ur a dirty lot aint ya!!

That's a gross generalistion isn't it?

I have a bath once a year, I can't be that dirty can I ?!?!

at least i can sleep at night knowing i wont wake up to one of ya monged faces hehehe

There's nowt wrong with a monged face heh, top gurning and top tips for regional ravers, I say