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30th June 2004, 05:34 PM
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| Another appaling joke that you just need to smile at! This bloke walks into a japanese restuarant and orders a squid. The waiter, Jervaise, tells the customer that he can select one from the tank. The customer told Jervaise that he would like the green one with the mustache. Jervaise calmly explains that this one is his favourite and would he like to choose another? To which the customer responds with a shake of the head. Unhappy, Jervaise gets the green squid and takes in through to the kitchen where he picks up the knife ready to kill it. As he raises the knife the cute green squid smiles at him and twitches his mustache. With a sob Jervaise decides that he can't kill the squid and summons Hans , the dish washer, as Hans is quite the hardy type. Hans picks up the knife and once again the squid smiles and twitches his cute little green legs. Again unable to kill it.... The moral of the story??? Hans that does dishes is as soft as jervaise with mild green hairy-lip squid. 
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30th June 2004, 05:37 PM
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| Debbs mate... I well nearly put the same thread up.... but when I seen you creating one... Haha I knew was you was doing.... I e mailed it Dannster today and he has been singing it all day long... Bless him! Great minds hey babe?!  S-J xx 
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30th June 2004, 05:39 PM
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30th June 2004, 08:44 PM
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| this is the best of the worst |
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30th June 2004, 09:15 PM
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