Plane in Trouble

[thelooney44]

Before anyone reads this "I'm not racist"but it is quality.

This plane takes off heading for Algeria.
20 minutes into the flight and theres an announcement from the captain"This is your captain speaking.Please don't panic but we are losing alltitude very quickly and we are going to have to release your luggage to try and lighten the flight but don't worry because you will all be reimbursed for your lost luggage on our arrival at our destination."
5 minutes later and the lower doors of the plane open dropping suitcases and hold-alls all over the ocean.
10 minutes later and the captain has another announcment"I'm very sorry to trouble you again but we are still losing alltitude very quickly and 20 passengers are going to have to sacrafice their lives to lighten the plane even more and save the rest of the flight.On discussion with the flight crew we have decided that the only fair way to choose these people is by alphabetical order"
"Are there any Africans on the flight"says the captain.
Everyone sits there and no one says nothing.
"Are there any Blacks on the flight"says the captain.
Everyone sits there and no one says nothing.
"Are there any Coons on the flight"says the captain.
Everyone sits there and no one says nothing.
"Are there any Darkies on the flight"says the captain
Everyone sits there and no one says nothing.
"Are there any Ethiopians on the flight"says the captain.
Everyone sits there and no one says nothing but this little boy sitting in the back row of the plane turns to his dad and says"Hey dad,We're Ethiopians"to which his dad replies"Are we fuck son,we're Zulus"

Hope u N-Joyed