This is one for the guys!!!!!

[honey]

This is defo one for the guys!!! Had to share it, made me pi**

subject:Beer vs Vagina

Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. 1point beer

Warm beer tastes awful. 1pt vagina

A really cold beer is satisfying. 1pt beer

If you gethome reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out etc.if you get home reeking of vaginayour wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call>>>it a draw for the time being.

Ten beers in 1 night and you cant drive home. Ten vaginas in 1 night and you don't want to drive>>>anywhere>>>1pt vagina

If you have alot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any p**y in public, you become a legend. 1pt vagina

If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. 1pt vagina

You normally dont find old beer. 1pt beer

Too much beer and you'll fink your seein flyin saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen god. 1pt vagina

Ripping off a bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. 1pt vagina

In most countries theres a tax on beer. 1pt vagina

If you have another beer the 1st one never gets pissed off. 1pt beer

You can always be sure if you're the 1st one to open a bottle or can. 1pt beer

If you shake beer it'll get agitated but eventually it settle down. 1pt beer

With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsener, ale lager etc. 1pt beer

You always know how much beer is going to cost. 1pt beer

Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. 1pt beer

FINAL SCORE>>>>>>beer 10>>>>>>>vagina 8

Thats it, the matter is settled the clear winner is beer.
Ps. if you are a woman and at this point feel degraded, angry or discriminated, just remember thta beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, a double extra point for BEER!!!!

[The Joker]

qualiteeeeeee hun

[The Biggster]

Good shit cocker