pmsl joke time

[dancintestube]

a couple who had been married for 30 years went to bed,the mornin after the wife said'u could have had it last nite if u wanted.the husband replys 'bloody hell we need some kind ov communication here'he thought for a few mins then said'rite if i want sex i'll pull ya nipple oncet if i dont i'll pull it twice.the wife thinks for a moment then replys'if i want sex i'll pull your knob once if i dont i'll pull it a 150 times'