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Old 2nd April 2004, 03:26 PM
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the grandaddy!

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

"Grandpa," he says. "I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

"I know," replies the grandfather. "That's from your grandma."
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Old 2nd April 2004, 03:32 PM
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LMAO!! Nice one! but as you are STILL chopper champ im saying that joke was poo! j/k!! Damn that game! lol
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lol nobody else but me and u has had ago at it i dont think!
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Lol, they've got sense! I go into a trance after about 2000!
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