the hippy and the nun

[woody]

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next*to*her, and asks her:
"Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at*the*next stop.
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The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
*
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
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"Yeah!", say the bus driver.
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"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So*all*you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of*that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and
pop up in the*cemetery*claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery*dressed as*suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the*nun,*keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to*anal*sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and*promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and*throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "

[Bubbles]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats well funny

[sgt.lead]

The olduns r the bestuns