Male and Female Prayer!

[Shorty]

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong
Who's butt is firm, his legs are long.
One who thinks before hespeaks
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens the door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind"?
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs,
Who owns a liquor store and a boat.
Amen.