Whats the....

[Shorty]

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in Your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 2 stone

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch

[Bubbles]

lol some of them are well funny

[Shorty]

Originally Posted by K-T

lol some of them are well funny

Gotta be done first thing on a Tuesday morning

[Bubbles]

yer i agree but u could ov caused some damage as i nearly choked on my
coco pops

[Shorty]

Originally Posted by K-T

yer i agree but u could ov caused some damage as i nearly choked on my
coco pops

LOL. Well....Look whos got a filthy mind then (couldn't agree more though)

[Bubbles]

filthy me never

[ZENZEN]

PMSL!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

[RabbitCity]

LOL Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
GOOD STUFF

[Shorty]

Originally Posted by RABBITCITY

LOL Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
GOOD STUFF

Hehehe - Like that one myself