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14th March 2004, 09:49 PM
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| Odd use for a condom? Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any chemist. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely - she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted.        |
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#2
14th March 2004, 10:25 PM
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| n1 mate i'll be tellin that 1 in brew cabin tomorrow lol |
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#3
14th March 2004, 10:38 PM
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What's Brew cabin!?!?! |
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#4
14th March 2004, 10:43 PM
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__________________  A hardy perrenial bush diver & hardest mo-fo drinker in the hizz-house. WAY more intelligent that her looks indicate & WAY more sensitive than her hard bitch exterior indicates. A loyal friend & one in a million. You would be very lucky if you ever have one of these in your life. Has a tendancy to piss herself in public occasionally. |
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#5
14th March 2004, 10:48 PM
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| lol you definatly dont work on a building site m8. its a shitty old cabin where builders read porn & and drink tea  |
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#6
14th March 2004, 11:32 PM
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