Drivers statements after an accident.

[sgt.lead]

1 ,Coming home I drove into the wrong drive and collided with a tree I did`nt have.

2, I thought my window was down,but found it was up when I put my head through it.

3, I collided with a stationary lorry coming the other way.

4,,The man was all over the road,I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

5, I looked at my mother inlaw and headed over the embankment.

6,I had been driving for 40yrs when i fell asleep and had an accident.

7,An invisible car came out of nowhere,struck my car and vanished.

8, I told the police I was not injured,but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.

9, I was on the way to the doctors with rear end trouble,when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

[Shorty]

Perfect light hearted release for a Tues morning m8