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#1
12th March 2004, 01:43 AM
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| a bit fishy..... a guy walks into a chippy with a fish under his arm: "have you got any fish cakes mate" he says to the man behind the counter "yes mate" he replies "give us two then, its his birthday" (points to the fish under his arm)....  if thats not bad enough try this one - a guy walks into a chippy and the man behind the counter (same man as the one above!) shouts "chips wont be long mate..." "well make sure their fat then" replies the guy........ thats enough for tonight then.....
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#2
12th March 2004, 10:59 AM
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| who on earth made them up??? LOL 
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12th March 2004, 12:22 PM
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he buys two fish cakes for the fish beacause its the fish's birthday  fish cake as in birthday cake.....! and with the other he says the chips wont be long so he says well make sure their fat! fat as in not thin as he thinks they'll be short..... they are really shit and i've lost myself now tryna explain!  think i'll think em through a bit better next time - or stay off the wine first....
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#5
12th March 2004, 12:38 PM
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 im still confused
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12th March 2004, 12:45 PM
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#7
12th March 2004, 01:08 PM
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| its a treat for the fish - bein its birthday an that! and he's got a fish under his arm because he's welsh - but thats another joke and will probably push us all over the edge
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12th March 2004, 01:15 PM
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do all welsh men have fish under arms??????? yer sully think u may just push me over or it might b the fact that im not just good with jokes im one of them that laugh even when i dont get it, just so i dont look stupid or blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 
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12th March 2004, 01:27 PM
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problem is they all sound funnier after 5 stella's  i'll leave the welsh bit for now, don't wanna upset any welsh visitors - they might drop their fish in anger! 
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12th March 2004, 01:28 PM
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12th March 2004, 05:37 PM
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| The replies r defo funnier than the original joke..lol
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12th March 2004, 05:50 PM
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15th March 2004, 07:03 PM
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| More Like Abit Shitty!! MORE LIKE ABIT SHITTY!! |
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#14
15th March 2004, 07:45 PM
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 who told you them sully?
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15th March 2004, 08:10 PM
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me mate down the boozer - not the best one's i know....
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