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| A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. > She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to > borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for > the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is > parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks > out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Manager > and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 > Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then > proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. > > Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the > interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy > to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but > we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found > that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow > £5,000?" > > The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks > for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" > >
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| Quality Joke !! ![]() Sommat you would do ClaireB !! Lol !! j/k .. Ya know I love ya really ![]()
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| good stuff! top joke not heard that one before.
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| lol dont go tryin that yourself missy b ![]()
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| LOLOLOLOL gud un!! ![]()
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