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Old 11th March 2004, 03:05 PM
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Angry Blonde Joke ...

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.
> She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to
> borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for
> the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is
> parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks
> out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Manager
> and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000
> Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
> proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the
> interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy
> to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
> we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
> that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
> £5,000?"
>
> The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks
> for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
>
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Old 11th March 2004, 03:20 PM
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Quality Joke !!

Sommat you would do ClaireB !! Lol !! j/k .. Ya know I love ya really
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good stuff!

top joke not heard that one before.
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lol dont go tryin that yourself missy b
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LOLOLOLOL gud un!!
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