Escaped Rabbit!

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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the
laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away
from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet
and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.

"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a
hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight - lots of
other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just
escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted
so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots
growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."
This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most
succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat
that as well."
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later
completely full.

"It's fantastic out here in the world!" he told them. "So, are you
going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a
great time but I can't."
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought
you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the lab. I'm dying
for a cigarette."

[ClaireB]

Where do you get all these jokes from ?

U bin keeping the humour section alive recently !!

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[The Joker]

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