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Old 3rd March 2004, 06:10 PM
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A little rude poem this one!!

THE CREATIONS OF A PUSSY!!

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher smart with wit,
Using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter strong but old,
Using a hammer & chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a hunter big & stout,
Using fox fur he lined it without.
Fourth was a tailor short & thin,
Using red velvet he lined it within.
Fith was a preacher by the name or McGee,
He touched it, blessed it and said it could pee.
Sixth was a fisher man nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Last was a sailor a dirty little runt,
He sucked it fucked it and called it a ****!!!
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Old 4th March 2004, 04:51 PM
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my second name is mcgee,,,, dont quite remember being involved though

although there was this one time................
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Old 4th March 2004, 05:10 PM
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CHEEKY!!!

love it!
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Old 5th March 2004, 02:24 PM
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LOLOL i am impressed!!
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Old 11th March 2004, 07:44 PM
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CLASSIC!!! lol
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Old 11th March 2004, 08:46 PM
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lol thats a good one mate
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