Lmao

[woody]

>>>>>One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says
>>>>>to Mike behind him,
>>>>>My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a
>>>>>doctor.
>>>>>Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,
>>>>>Mike replies.
>>>>>There's adiagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just
>>>>>give it a urine sample
>>>>>and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what
>>>>>to do about it. It takes
>>>>>ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot
>>>>>cheaper than a doctor..
>>>>>
>>>>>So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
>>>>>takes it to Walmart.
>>>>>He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
>>>>>and asks for the urine
>>>>>sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
>>>>>Ten seconds later,
>>>>>the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis
>>>>>elbow. Soak your arm in
>>>>>warmwater and avoid heavy activity. It will improve
>>>>>in two weeks.
>>>>>
>>>>>That evening while thinking how amazing this new
>>>>>technology was, Jack
>>>>>began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He
>>>>>mixed some tap water,
>>>>>a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his
>>>>>wife and daughter, and
>>>>>masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack
>>>>>hurries back to
>>>>>Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
>>>>>dollars, pours in his
>>>>>concoction, and awaits the results. The computer
>>>>>prints the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>1.** Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
>>>>>softener.
>>>>>2.** Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
>>>>>anti-fungal shampoo.
>>>>>3.** Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
>>>>>rehab
>>>>>4.** Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't
>>>>>yours. Get a lawyer.
>>>>>5.** If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
>>>>>elbow will never get better.

[RabbitCity]

Originally Posted by woody

>>>>>One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says
>>>>>to Mike behind him,
>>>>>My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a
>>>>>doctor.
>>>>>Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,
>>>>>Mike replies.
>>>>>There's adiagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just
>>>>>give it a urine sample
>>>>>and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what
>>>>>to do about it. It takes
>>>>>ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot
>>>>>cheaper than a doctor..
>>>>>
>>>>>So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
>>>>>takes it to Walmart.
>>>>>He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
>>>>>and asks for the urine
>>>>>sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
>>>>>Ten seconds later,
>>>>>the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis
>>>>>elbow. Soak your arm in
>>>>>warmwater and avoid heavy activity. It will improve
>>>>>in two weeks.
>>>>>
>>>>>That evening while thinking how amazing this new
>>>>>technology was, Jack
>>>>>began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He
>>>>>mixed some tap water,
>>>>>a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his
>>>>>wife and daughter, and
>>>>>masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack
>>>>>hurries back to
>>>>>Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
>>>>>dollars, pours in his
>>>>>concoction, and awaits the results. The computer
>>>>>prints the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>1.** Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
>>>>>softener.
>>>>>2.** Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
>>>>>anti-fungal shampoo.
>>>>>3.** Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
>>>>>rehab
>>>>>4.** Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't
>>>>>yours. Get a lawyer.
>>>>>5.** If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
>>>>>elbow will never get better.

lol lol thats good that woody lad