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| Family Fortunes The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" in the UK. If you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this show are of sub-human intelligence, doubt no longer - they are all morons and Les Dennis is their King... Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair Q. Name something Red A. My cardigan Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7 Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April Q. Name something slippery A. A conman Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish (?) Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels
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| LMFAO @ some of them LOL wtf????
__________________ ![]() ATTENTION the musa x paradisiacaphile is on the loose again >>>> he is dangerous to all things yellow. the man just loves bananas. |
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| I Wud Ov Said That Q Name A Food That Can B Brown Or White A Potatoe I Wud Ov Said Said That It Is Brown An White But I Suppose Its Not A Food Is Well It Is Kinda Is It?
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