Virus

[woody]

Very Important!!!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do
not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
program
your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98
environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!

[butty]

Originally Posted by woody

Very Important!!!!
If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!

well why isnt it in humor then