I found it funny anyway

[The Biggster]

Lookin for 'Grape Escape' the other day in me loft I came across a Lamp wrapped in an old 'Sun'. It wo the agony aunt page, It reads

' I have being seeing my girlfriend for 3 years and a fortnight ago I proposed to her.
The problem is her mother. Not only is she cracking lookin, she's also really understanding and good to talk to. The other day I went around my birds as I normally do on a Thursday, to wait for her to finish work while making polite chit chat with her Mum (I'll cut a bit of bollox out-Biggster)............... Her Mum sat next to me on the sofa and rubbed up against me and then guided me to the stairs telling me '' The door is there if you want to go''...........I did what every man would do and headed straight for the front door. On stepping out of the front door, I was greeted by my girlfriends DAD with a beaming smile on his face. Apparently, her parents were testing my loyalty to their beloved daughter. I now have a dilemma- Should I tell my girlfriend about her parents devious behaviour and hide the fact that the only reason I went out the door was to go to my car to get a condom.

I found this quite amusing

[Vicki!]

what was the reply? them problem things are daft n the case book always has women in their undies.