Toy Train

[NuckinFuts]

>A mother was working in the kitchen
>>> >listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new
>>> >electric train in the living room. She heard the
>>> >train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
>>> >bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause
>>> >this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
>>> >bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
>>> >train...cause we're going down the tracks." The
>>> >horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't
>>> >use that kind of language in this house. Now I want
>>> >you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
>>> >TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
>>> >train...but I want you to use nice language." Two
>>> >hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
>>> >resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
>>> >stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All
>>> >passengers, please remember to take all of your
>>> >belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip
>>> >was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
>>> >again soon." She heard her little darling
>>> >continue... "For those of you just boarding,
>>> >remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope
>>> >you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with
>>> >us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
>>> >added, "For those of you who are pissed off about
>>> >the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
>>> >kitchen...."
>>> >

[The Joker]

LOLOLOLOL classic