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Old 21st December 2003, 02:42 PM
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CIA Tests

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The lead agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, but then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "Then you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the command to kill her husband, so she took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls, but after a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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