Groaners Part 3

[fugjostle]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.


The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.


The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"


Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[The Joker]

*groan*

[Saysay]

Oooooff dear! Suppose you did warn me!