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12th December 2003, 11:27 PM
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| Groaners Part 2 There is an accident on the highway, involving a truck driver and a bus full of really ugly people. As they get to heaven, St. Peter tells them to get into a single file line, and they will each be granted just one wish. The line forms, with the truck driver at the end of the line... The first person says to St. Peter: "I've been ugly all my life, - make me beautiful!" *POOF* their wish is granted. The second one approaches, and wishes for the same. Just then the truck driver, at the end of the line, begins to chuckle. As the line progresses, with each of the ugly people wishing to be made beautiful, the truck driver is laughing harder and harder, until he is doubled over! Finally, it is his turn. St. Peter asks him what is so funny, and the truck driver replies: "For my one wish, - I wish you make them all ugly again!"
__________________  Fug's pearl necklace of wisdom: - "A cult is a religion with no political power" - "Age is a high price to pay for maturity" - "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else" - "A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus" - "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - "All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss"      |
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