Who wants to be a millionaire

[screwy21]

a bloke called andy is sat in the hot seat on who wants to be a millionaire, he`s got 500,000 in the bank and has got "phone a friend" life line left, he is about to be asked the million pound question by chris tarrant.
"so andy for £1million pound here is your question,
"who was the orchestrator for the great train robbery?"
a) ronnie biggs
b) reggie biggs
c) rupert biggs
d) robert biggs

"oof" says andy "i`ll have to use my lifeline can i phone my brother buster?"

"yeah sure" says chris "is he clued up on stuff like this?"

"well he hasnt got a qualification to his name, he`s thick as pig shit actually, but when it comes to gangland/mobster stuff he knows his stuff"

RING RING

chris hands andy over to buster..........

"buster who was the main orchestrator in the great train robbery?
a) ronnie biggs
b) reggie biggs
c) rupert biggs
d) robert biggs

"C rupert biggs" says buster
"you sure"
"yeah defo, C rupert biggs"

andy give this as his final answer to chris

im sorry andy but you were wrong to go with your brother the answer was A ronnie biggs"

andy leaves the hot seat fuming

few weeks later he sees buster

"YOU BASTARD" he says "thought you knew everything there is to know about gangland shit"

buster replies "i might be a lot of things, but 1 thing im not is a grass"

[woody]

lol good one !!

[Saysay]

haha!! Like it!

[oldskoolkidder]

thats funny! lol