Nelson mandela

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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing
there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
"You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts
the door in his face. The next day he hears a
knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese
man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under
Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've
got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face
again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same
little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You
sign! You sign!"

By this time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up
the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want
these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to
give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
and says:






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(It's a beauty)










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Get your Chinese accent ready .....









"Are you not Nissan Main Dealer?"

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[Bobleeno]

Dat sun funny 1

[Saysay]

Thats Fookin Class!! Did me chinese accent n all!!

[acestu]

Kushty Rodney, Proper Kushty....


Cheers
Acestu

[oldskoolkidder]

hahaha i also put on a cushti lil chinese accent for that one lol