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| Two elderly gentlemen Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really? Like a baby?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just sh*t my pants."
__________________ Oh, Keano's fucking magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw Old Trafford, He said "I fancy that" He didn't sign for Arsenal, Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite, He signed for Man United, Because they're fucking dynamite ![]() |
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| LOL!! ![]()
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| lol! :mad ![]() |
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