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Old 8th December 2003, 09:24 AM
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Two elderly gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the
other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm
just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just sh*t my
pants."
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Oh, Keano's fucking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said "I fancy that"
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite,
He signed for Man United,
Because they're fucking dynamite

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Old 8th December 2003, 05:27 PM
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