wives and girlfriends

TOO TRUE THIS LITTLE LOT
18 MONTHS AGO i upgraded to girlfreind 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which i had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, football 4.5 and playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had so many bugs and left a virus in my system forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the some time, only to discover that when thses two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2003.

Shorlty after this upgrade however I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife's 1.0 memory and not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when i had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-Mail filter and could without warning launch Turbostrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that wife 1.0 need updating regularly requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games i wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irratating pop-up called mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.recently ive been tempted to install big boobed mistress 2003, but there could be problems. a friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if wife 1.0 detects big boobed mistress 2003 it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself..

[jenwah]

ha ha thats well mint!!!