Bad Xmas Joke!

[B3n]

Santa clause goes into a disabled hospital just before xmas.....
The first child comes to see him, who has no arms. He sits on santa's knee.
Santa asks what would you like for xmas?
The boy replies "I would like sum arms"
Santa reaches into his magic pouch and pulls out some magic dust and sprinkles it over the boy. Magically the boy grows arms.
the boy thanks santa and runs off.

A second child goes to see santa, however this time the child has no legs.
Santa asks what would you like for xmas?
The boy replies "I would like sum legs"
Santa reaches into his magic pouch and pulls out some magic dust and sprinkles it over the boy. Magically the boy grows legs.
the boy thanks santa and runs off.

Finally santa is leaving the hospital, when he see's a coloured child, well when I say child he was only a head sat on a bed. Santa goes over to the boy and asks...........
Santa asks what would you like for xmas?
The boy replies "I would like a body"
Santa reaches into his magic pouch, however his pouch is empty, the only thing he has left is a piece of string, Santa pulls the string out and replies, I have no magic dust left, how about being a conker.

[The Joker]

LOLOLOLOLOL gud 1 m8

[Saysay]

I like that!!

the kid now wants to be dipped in varnish for his birthday ha hahahahah

[jenwah]

that is horrible u lot of evil people!!!!!!

:p