Inland Revenue

[LADY BK2BASICS]

The inland revenue send their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says,
"I notcied that you buy alot of candles."
Yes," answered the Rabbi.
Well Rabbis, "What do you do with the candle drippings?" He asked.
"A good question, "noticed the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases?"
What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ah yes, "Replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to th manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi, "Well rabbi, he went on, "What do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes here too, we do not waste, "answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send to the inland revenue"
"Inland Revenue.....? Questioned the auditor in disbelief

"Ah.......Yes replied the Rabbi, "Inland Revenue"...and about once a month they send us a little Prick Like you.....!"

[The Joker]

LOLOLOLOL wot a way 2 recycle

[LADY BK2BASICS]

It all good!

[Miss Cola]

Quality!!