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| One wish to each Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man
__________________ Oh, Keano's fucking magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw Old Trafford, He said "I fancy that" He didn't sign for Arsenal, Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite, He signed for Man United, Because they're fucking dynamite ![]() |
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Dear me!! ![]()
__________________ ![]() ![]() So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls? |
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| A MAN!!!! I shall laugh just to amuse you!! :p :p :p :p
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