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#1
10th November 2003, 04:21 PM
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| Turner Brown............... A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator looks up and see's this HUGE black guy standing next to him the big guy see's the little white guy staring at him, looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle and 3 pound right testicle. Turner Brown!" The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor the big guy kneels down and brings him to shaking him, "Whats wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says " I saw the curious look and figured id just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me im 7 feet tall, i weigh 350 pounds i have 20 inch penis my left testicle weighs 3 pounds and my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown!" The small guy says "Turner Brown? Thank god i thought you said Turn Around!
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#3
10th November 2003, 04:30 PM
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 i do try
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#4
10th November 2003, 04:30 PM
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| plenty more where that came from
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#6
10th November 2003, 04:33 PM
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| Ill try!:p
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#7
10th November 2003, 04:43 PM
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| Difference between women and men A women and a man are involved in a car accident its a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars the women says "So you're a man. Thats interesting Im a women, Wow just look at our cars! Theres nothing left but were unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.!" Flattered, the man replied "Oh Yes! I agree with you completley!" "This must be a sign from god!" The women continued "And look at this heres another miracle. My car is completley demolished but this bottle of wine did'nt even break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the women. The women takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks "Are'nt you having any?" The women replies "No i think i'll just wait for the police!" Moral of story Women are evil Bitches DONT MESS WITH THEM!
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#9
10th November 2003, 04:48 PM
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 :p
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#10
11th November 2003, 06:54 PM
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| LOL!! Nice one!!
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12th November 2003, 10:16 AM
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__________________ SWIMMING IN ECTASY THAT WILL DO NICELY FOR ME! WANNA GET SORTED WANNA GET WHAT? IM GONNA DROP ANOTHER ONE JUST FOR FUN |
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