Steering Wheel!

[Saysay]

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

[nowthen]

*groan*

[Miss Cola]

Dear me trace!! *groan**groan**groan*