Toast a Rooney.

[nowthen]

A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of
the
night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events
over a
couple of beers. one questions the other 2, " Listen, it's our
wedding
night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to
...um..you
know...do it?". Eventually, they all decide to retire to their
respective
wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the
following
morning over breakfast to discuss what went on. Suddenly, one of
the
grooms pipes up "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night of
marital
goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us".

" No, you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast
we
order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount of times we did it"
offers
another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.

The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a
bit
dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can
barely
stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to
the
first groom to take his order - " Hello, I'll have the full English
breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please". The other two grooms
smile
at him and raise a glass of orange juice in a toast to his
fantastic
prowess.

The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, " I
too
shall have the full english breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces
of
toast".

The waitress gets to the last groom" I shall also have the full
english
breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath"
SEVEN yes
SEVEN pieces of toast" he calls for everyones benefit, whilst
giving a
big
cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief
at
the
thought of how raw his old chap must be.

"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitrss. " Why that's an
awful
lot?". " Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is." She
writes
down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom
calls after her again. " And by the way love, can you make two of those
brown?"

[Saysay]

LOL!! Oooof dear!

[bigtruck]

LOLOL

[jenwah]

LOL thats mint!!

[Miss Cola]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!