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Old 6th November 2003, 09:13 AM
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No Toilet Paper
A guy is in a public toilet, but soon discovers
there is no toilet paper on the roll. He calls into
the next booth, "Do you have any tissue paper in
there?"

"No," comes the reply.

"Do you have any newspaper?"

"Sorry!"

"Ummm, do you have two fives for a ten?"
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He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said "I fancy that"
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite,
He signed for Man United,
Because they're fucking dynamite

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Old 6th November 2003, 09:41 AM
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LOLOLOL an expensive visit!
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Old 6th November 2003, 11:46 AM
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LOL!! He could always take his socks of and use them!
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Old 9th November 2003, 02:58 PM
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That sounds like the voice of experience Miss Saysay........

Sirius.
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Old 9th November 2003, 05:48 PM
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LOL!! He could always take his socks of and use them!
u speaking from experiance ????

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Old 9th November 2003, 11:19 PM
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Lol!!

I see no reply from tracy!! :p lol! j/k!
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