His N Hers Diarys

[woody]

>1.- Her diary entry
>
>He was weird on Saturday night. We agreed we'd meet up at a bar and
>have a drink. I spent all afternoon out shopping with my friends and
>I thought it was my fault he was like that because I arrived a
>little late, but he didn't say anything.
>
>The conversation was a little dull, so I proposed we go somewhere
>more intimate where we could talk. We went to a restaurant and he
>carried behaving in a weird manner. It was like he was absent, not
>there. I tried cheering him up and I began to question myself. Was
>it all my fault he was like this? Or was it because of something
>else? I asked him and he said it had nothing to do with me. But I
>wasn't very convinced.
>
>On the way home, I told him I loved him, and all he did was put his
>arm around me, not replying. I don't know how to explain his
>attitude. Why didn't he tell me he loved me? He didn't say anything
>and I just got more and more worried.
>
>We finally got home and at that moment, I thought he wanted to leave
>me. So I tried talking to him but he just switched the TV on and
>stared at it blankly, like he was telling me that it had all ended
>between us. I finally gave up and went to bed.
>
>Ten minutes or so later, he came to bed and to my surprise we
>started to cuddle and we made love. But he was still somewhat
>distracted. I wanted to discuss the situation, talk to him as soon
>as possible, but he'd fallen asleep.
>
>I started crying and I cried until I fell asleep. I really don't
>know what else to do. I almost certain he's thinking of leaving me
>for someone else.
>
>My life is an utter mess.
>
>
>2. - His diary entry
>
>United lost yesterday. At least I had a shag.
>

[Saysay]

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