quality control

[woody]

> Bloke goes for a job in the Quality Assurance Dept at Durex. The foreman
takes
> him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the
job.
>
> "What will the role entail exactly?" asks the interviewee.
> "Well" says the foreman, "you have to check one in a hundred", and then he
> proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches
it,
> holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the
> secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers
down and
> bends over. The foreman gives her a good 'rogering', after he's finished
he
> removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up the light again to
confirm
> no holes.
> "Easy as that", he says.
> "When do I start?" asks the fella, unable to believe his luck.
> Monday, 8:00 sharp!"
> Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside
the
> Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production line
starts up
> and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's (lubricated
with
> sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it
up
> to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls
the
> secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds
to
> rigorously masturbate him.
>
> Rather startled and confused, the bloke just looks at the secretary who
says...
> "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand"!!!!!

[nowthen]

LOL! Aye its a bugger that week in hand!

[Saysay]

LOL!! A week 'in hand' , dear me!!!