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15th October 2003, 09:45 AM
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 Brunettes! WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it. WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it. WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible. WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Have the blondes left yet?" WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. WHY IS BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation. WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage. WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price. WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.
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15th October 2003, 12:45 PM
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| PMSL!! I agree with joker there!! One to the blondies!! 
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15th October 2003, 12:49 PM
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| So funny and yet so true. Spesh the moustache one he he.:p
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