Groaners

[fugjostle]

The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.

They sent me Diana Ross.


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did


Scientists today exhumed Beethoven from his grave, when they opened the coffin , they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards.

When asked what this meant, a spokesman said he was de-composing


Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.

Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View......

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Originally posted by fugjostle


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

lmfao at this one !

[The Joker]

GROAN x 10!!!!

[Saysay]

Ooooff, u were rite, deffo groaners they are!