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| Top ten reasons why it's good to be Irish, < just for ZENZEN 10 ) No one expects too much from us. 9 ) We can be grumpy bastards and people put it down to "that feisty Irish temprement" 8 ) Every bar tender is your friend 7 ) It's lonely at the top.... ipso facto .... Irish people are never lonely 6 ) You will never be asked to cook a Traditional Meal from back home (Ref the Irish menu below) 5 ) Our Telephone book indexes are so simple, everyones name begins with "O". 4 ) We sound exactly the same sober as we do drunk. (This is still only theoretical since no one has ever found a sober Irish man) 3 ) We've got the luck of the Irish.... ( this was bestowed on us by God as an apology for our limited inteligence, our less than stunning looks, and, most of all, for the neigbours that he gave us.) 2 ) When we emmigrate from Ireland to the U.S., we increase the IQ of both countries. 1 ) We're not English. |
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| LOLOLOLOLOL he'll like em !!!
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