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Old 29th August 2003, 04:20 PM
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another golden olden SUBJECT: "Drive-thru" Cash Point Machines

REFERENCE: Procedures Male/Female


Please note that with the arrival of the new "drive-thru" cashpoint machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off.



FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card 10 Insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forward 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
24 Re-check make-up
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 3 or 4 miles
27 Release hand brake
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LMAO Nice 1 Cam where are u these days with ur classic posts sort it out lad!
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funny

thats a good 1 mate lol
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LMAO Nice 1 Cam where are u these days with ur classic posts sort it out lad!
Personal probs at the mo mate

lost of them, but i'll be bobbing on, every now and then to cause a bit o bover lol
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