It appears you have not yet registered with our community. To register please click here...

HOME  |  FORUM  |  CONTACT US     

Old Skool Anthemz  

 
3 in 1 Search - Gemm, Netsounds & Musicstack
Search over 60 million vinyl/cd's for sale now! (more info)
 

Go Back   Old Skool Anthemz > Forum > General > Humour

Register FAQ Members List Calendar Arcade Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read





Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 29th August 2003, 12:51 PM
cam cam is offline
Registered Member
 

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a world of my own
Posts: 8,760
Send a message via ICQ to cam Send a message via MSN to cam
our very own makes it to number 16 !

The top 35 Oxymorons of all time

35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Amtrak schedule
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Compassionate conservative
16. "Now, then ..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
09. Computer security
08. Political science
07. Tight slacks
06. Definite maybe
05. Pretty ugly
04. Rap music
03. Working vacation
02. Religious tolerance

and the No. 1 oxymoron...

01. Microsoft Works
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 29th August 2003, 12:54 PM
Board Addict
 

Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Fundling around in the dark.....
Posts: 3,663
Send a message via ICQ to The Frog Meister
how true!!!!
there is also

Black Light
Honest politics
Improved NHS
__________________


Welcome to Life's Crematorium...... You kill them we grill them!

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:39 PM.




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.1.0

- Dedicated to the memory of Anthony ROCK-XC -