Some Random Questions

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These are just some of the questions that have puzzled to best minds in the world.
Q Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Q Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."

Q Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Q Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Q If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Q Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Q Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Q Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Q What do you call male ballerinas?

Q If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Q If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Q If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Q If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Q Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Q Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Q Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Q Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Q Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

[The Frog Meister]

Originally posted by cam
These are just some of the questions that have puzzled to best minds in the world.

Q Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

A very sick and disturbed orangutan and an even sicker human looked upon!

Q Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."

The guy above's brother!

Q Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

This is acutally for the black bread that is harder to toast... and because Kenwood always like to go one further on their settings!

Q Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Cause it is easier to idenfy frozen goods then cold ones........

Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Because there is always someone somewhere (normaly female) that will complain that h cracks corn and not weat!

Q If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

3 word....... HE WAS MARRIED!

Q Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Well.... depends how drunk they are!!!!!!

Q Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

I think I'll leave this one to the erection squad

Q Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Goffy stands erect so that he can fuck Minie!

Q What do you call male ballerinas?

POOFTERS!

Q If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Cause road runner needs to die!!!! HE DESERVES TO DIE!!!! DEATH TO ROAD RUNER!

Q If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

A pain in the arse?

Q If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

hehehehe amand in reality........ but...... it would be fun to blend a few nippers.....
This is our, new born range, this our toddlers range, this is for the black family, and here is our earth friendly indian range :p (no racism intended here!)

Q If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If they are behind the wheel of a car yes.... same thing for a gun...

Q Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

LOL how true!

Q Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

so that kids remeber it... and lets face it parents are fed up of trying to remeber so many kiddy tunes!!!! it's easier if they all use the same one!

Q Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Yeah they do,.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

Q Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Same question with the astrologist, ad the proctologist!

Q Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

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This is due to the fact that dogs think that you challange them when you do that...... but in truth...... CLEAN YOUR TEETH! I would bite your f**** head off to with that bad breath of yours!